#1: "That makes me cry inside, in my special angry place."
#2: "Oh, come on, Mister. Everything has a price." "Not everything."
#3: "What is it girls eat?" "Special girls' food."
#4: "The only thing worse than a boy you hate is a boy you like, right?"
#5: "This happens to everybody, don't be embarrassed about it."
#6: "Farewell, my fallen idol and false friend! We has such hopes, and now those hopes are shattered!"
#7: "Like me on Facebook!" "I don't like you in Harlem, why would I like you on Facebook?"
#8: "You know what music is? It's God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe."
#9: "Look back...look back at me."
#10: "Please tell me you are not going to be playing those violent video games--with our son?!" "Okay, you're gonna have to define violence, all right? 'Cause that Lego game you got him, those characters shatter into like a million pieces, and that--that is sick!"